Monday, September 25, 2006

Deadly highway incident

On Highway 15,019,007 a deadly unaccidental incident occured only a few minutes ago (aka a half an hour) and has once again made the citizens of Robotside worried for the poor defenseless and unimportant lives.



A driver was moving at the normal speed of about 110-120 MPH when the rear bumper of the semi truck in front of him came off and shredded the front tires of the driver's car. As the car swereved out of control straight into the other lane, a Space Shuttle crashed on the highway and killed at least 50 robots.



But then, about 100 more drivers could not stop and crashed straight into the shuttle, including the backup drummer for Vitamin Z, Shutyah Uglifayce. One survivor believed that "He hadn't never seen a space shuttle berrfore".



Was it those guys that were hating us again? Or was it a new guy that was hating us? Or was it the loss of support, funds, and good pilots for our space team? We will never give a care.

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