It seems that somebody hates us. Somewhere. Some freak dropped a nuclear marshmallow on a house in Robotside! It tastes awful and we don't get a refund! It also landed on a nearby defenseless tree! Nobody knows who lived in the house or why someone would be in one of those things.
"Ah trad tah tahst it cahs it luhked sah guhd!" said a nearby resident after he burned off his tounge from the nuclear waste. He was really looking forward to not getting his tounge burned off, but unfortunately the nuclear waste had other plans.
As some residents came to see what the heck was going on, some idiots decided to ride their bikes straight into marshmallow, and then they got stuck. As people came to help them they decided to go to the carnival instead.
Be on the lookout for any strange things falling out of the sky this weekend. And I might decide to come to your house and throw eggs at you.
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