Police Station Break-In

A few hours ago, a few evil people broke into the police station. As the policemen were busy gaining 13 and 1/2 pounds, the evil people stole the keys to all the police cars PLUS a trashcan. The policemen were very surprised about what had happened. "I'm still hungry." Said Officer Fatty McFatfat.

McFatfat believes that there were napkins, moldy donut remains, and donut boxes in the wastebasket. If you see anyone with these things, please call the authorities. There is no knowledge to if the evil people have stolen the police cars yet. Authorities say "Get outta here."

Looks like Robotside needs new policemen. They'll take any old loser for a dozen of donuts an hour.