As Iym Dehd was racing to get to the grocery store on time in a semi truck for a reason not explained, a giant foot tall turkey ran right in front of him. As the driver turned, the trailer of the semi broke free and tumbled straight into the Blinternational Blank of Blutter, destroying everything that produced the best Blint'n Blutter we've ever tasted.
Nobody was hurt, only the members of the Blank were all brutally killed and torn to pieces all over the countryside. The truck driver also shot himself afterward. And the turkey did a rain dance until he was hit by a speeding sedan.
Still no reports of any injuries.
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