It seems that with all of the holiday craziness going on that people are going crazy about... Well, yeah, they're going crazy. Everybody is having the urge to dress up in a santaman suit and break into people's houses.
One fat guy dressed up as Santaman and tried to go down a chimney to steal stuff from a house. He got on the roof and waited two hours to go down at exactly midnight. He went down the wrong way and there was a fire in the fireplace, and he died of inhaling to much fire all over his body.
Another attempt was made when a fatman tried to put a horse on a roof so the roof would fall in. The santamansuit was just a small part of the plan. Unfortunately, the roof collapsed as the fatman had hoped, but it landed on the fatman who had gotten bored of waiting for the roof to collapse and went inside to get a drink.
Last night a fatman dressed up as a santaman and successfully went down the chimney. Unfortunately, it wasn't the right day to do this, so he decided to leave and turn himself in.
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