Wallpaper-Mart is having it's 757th annual great deal-o-thon. This means great deals. Many shoppers have found great deals on things such as fuzzy slippers, Suspiciously Convenient microwaveable items, small jugs of root beer juice, Derrik's Non-Delivered Donuts, Oversized wrenches and lemon scented flu particles. Policemen want donuts.
These things do sell out quickly. (I lucked out on an oversized screwdriver) As the police went on an important call to the Paper-Mart, they had this in mind. Somebody, they would soon realize, had taken the last box of donuts.
The police suddenly oppened fire on any robot that happened to be taking advantage of these ridiculous prices, without reason. Very soon after, however, the policemen brought themselves to justice and brought themselves to the Robotside jail. Few casualties were found, many were injured.
Don't forget about Wallpaper-Mart's useless junk! ON SALE NOW!
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