The Pimpin Gangsta Dog Foos are going to release their new album, "Peace With a Side of Killing the Police" tomorrow and it has caused a large problem. Numb-Minded robots had their Numb-Minds warped after hearing parts of the PGDF's unpopular single "Dog, it is so awesome to be, like, so awesome as I am right now (Rapping really, really awesome like)".
The small group of citizens started to protest against rap existing, without understanding the fact that horrible music has to exist or the world will not be balanced. The group destroyed buildings, trees, lemonade stands, and other molecules during the protest. When the police found them, they were mumbling words such as "Dog, it is so awesome to be, like, so" and "Awesome as I am right now". Some of the members of the protest were saying "Rapping really really awesome like" in the backround.
The police understand that getting rid of the protestors would be good for our wonderful town, but have realized that it is a good thing overall. "Some people have forgotten how horrible rap sounds," Said Deputy Will B. Fartin, who knows alot about fire safety. "Some people could use a reality check."
Indeed.
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