SCHOOL OUT!

No more school for the rest of the summer, this reporter declares. The schools were torn down and ready to be rebuilt in about 2-3 months. It happened in just a few hours, a timespan much smaller than last year's infamous "More Than a Few Hours to Tear Down Schools" event that we all dread to see happen two years in a row.

Mass chaos erupted when the all the young bots and robots finally got to leave their Death Houses, and run outside to be free and normal and stupid and running around outside. As happy as this may seem, many young robots were trampled and run over by buses. Too bad!

There were many haters out on the streets protesting that the kids shouldn't be able to live, due to the obvious need for them to be in schools. Those haters really suck, and even though we robots are stupid, it's common knowledge that we should put those haters where they belong! The police have taken them and are thinking if they should put them all in a small jar or a small peanut butter jar.

That's what I am speaking of!