Bob Fladderstanineer, reported in a story about something a few many months ago, has decided he wasn't popular enough to only be reported once about something really bad in this newspaper, decided to become popular enough to be reported again. What a great idea, if I do say so myself. But who cares what I have to say, I just write the newspaper.
Fladderstanineer took his helicopter to the lake and crashed into it. That basically means he landed in the water, since you can't really crash into water, not like a wall anyways. And you know what? That guy gets a better idea and crashes the thing into a wall. But that couldn't stop him. He then stole some other guy's helicopter and dramatically crashed it into the Blinternational Blank of Blutter, just like everyone else in the world fantasizes about their death being like.
This guy died, as you can hopefully tell. He didn't get a funeral or major TV attention since he didn't have a family, any friends, any enemies, and the fact that he did not kill anyone except himself (And those Blutter people, who we care about as equally as this guy.), so we're just going to end this story at that.
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