Multiple Attacks Around The City Limits

Normally, no one would give a poop's crap about stuff happening around the city limits, however it seems that something is injuring citizens that live inside the city limits who wind up outside said city limits.

And when we say injuring, we mean nothing whatsoever!

Actually, some people have been venturing outside our awesome city and, when they return, appear to have had much more money then when they had left. This has puzzled our most brilliant know-it-alls, which is odd and really destroying their titles as know-it-alls.

"I went out there, and I stole that one guy's bank," said one of the poor people who wound up taking part in this occurance. "It was big. Don't tell no one."

The other people didn't want to say anything.