Incredibly wild wildfire is wild! Wild! Wildfire.

Semi Truck driver Reeninatsreddalf fell asleep at the wheel while driving on the highway at, like, some time you would normally fall asleep at the wheel. Yeah, he admitted doing it. We took his brain out and wired it up to our computers and, to make a long story short, we wrote a story about a wildfire.

But if that was just the story to begin the story that we're about to tell you. Notice how there weren't any wildfires in that story? Had we continued to make that story a "short story long", or whatever you want to say, we decided it was more important to look into this story of the story to begin the story that we're about to tell you. If we didn't tell this story, that would just story story story.

Reeninatsreddalf (I'm gonna call him dalfin for now cuz it's funnie!) drove his truck into the woods, and he was asleep, as we said in the first story. If he wasn't asleep, there wouldn't be a problem, nor would there be a first story, or even a second story for that matter.

The truck hit multiple trees and created multiple problems. In fact, researchers said that the truck saved a young robot stuck in a tree by knocking the tree down, but then, in a dramatic, insane twist, ran over the robot as many times as five bucks. The researchers also made up some other stories that are too gruesome to tell on our incredibly awesome newspaperstory.

The truck exploded soon enough and sent wild and crazy fires into every direction you could possible imagine, including #~%. The police threw a dance party-I mean, search party-I mean, birthday party for everyone's birthday. I mean dance party. The police threw a dance party. At your mom.