Perhaps you're tired of hearing Police-Doughnut stories in our beloved Robotside times. Want to hear about something else? Well too bad! Those other newspapers ain't gonna take your crap like we do, you stupid, spoiled newsreader! Now sit down and straighten that tie you're not wearing!
Anyway, Pub Licks hasn't been shipped a new doughnut supply in a month and the policemen have decided to not eat the moldy ones that PL has left. So I did. I think I have ADD now, but it's not polite to make jokes about people with ADD. It is being shipped throughout the world in the shape of doughnuts, you know.
This reporter answers, why?
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