It's sad, but true. We finally found the dead guy, and have learned who might have been killed in that Painball Gun Pasta Sauce incident that I would much like to talk about, but I cannot.
I cannot, because this dead guy won't shut up about the possible murders that might have occured during that incident. I try to clear my mind of what he's talking about, but it sure as heck is not working.
This guy is telling me about some sort of ice cream man in a wheelchair with some kind of crazy nuclear device. I'm not yet telling everyone who that is yet, but if anybody knows who this dead guy belongs to, please come get him immeadiately. Please.
Okay, that wheelchair ice cream guy is my neighbor's grandpa. Loser.
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