Monday, August 20, 2007

Torture "Schools" a Success

We never saw it coming. Except yesterday. But you can't blame me, I had to do a news report about it. Wasn't it a great story? why thank you for saying so!

Ahem. The Torture "Schools" that were found out about during yesterday's story are now filled with suffering young bots. I could really care less at the moment, since I'm not one of them. But it is something we should write a story about.

The sewer citizens jumped out from their manholes and burned down the young bot's safe houses. The young bots, unable to put up enough defense against the sewerpeople, were forced to jump from the burning buildings.

Many were injured and some even died.

But, that just makes things easier for the evil sewerpeople. They surrounded and beat down the survivors, stuffed them in bags, beat them again, inspired the Lost Loozers to start a band, and threw them in the Torture "Schools". What happened next is not clear to us; it never really has been.

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