Here's why THIS random guy will become famous. 8 ran into a hole in the universe just a few hours ago. Yeah, it probably wasn't supposed to be there. That's why we're doing a news report about it. Got it now?
"It was there all right." Said 8. "It was empty, a hole, and probably not in a wall, but more like a universe." Just another quote this reporter will never understand.
8 also pointed out the many theories of how the hole could have appeared, which is all just boring, useless, boring information that if we really wanted to hear about we'd be nerds and writing science magazines instead of REAL NEWS!!!
"I have a science magazine, if you guys want to check it out," said 8, "there's some cool info about all the possibilites of how the hole might have blah blah blah."
Check back some other time, and maybe we'll have some REAL NEWS!!! for you. But not lately. Lately we've been offering some bowls of steaming hot crap. Mmmm!
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