Want to win a car? Go buy a car! Want to win a million dollars? Go buy a million dollars! Want to win a torn up pair of jeans? Hold on, don't get too excitited. The contest is over. Oh, and the prize was a pure-gold coated grape.
In this contest, emo kids from around town (And some from that there other town) joined in to show how much they could hurt themselves, and also tell their fake stories about why their lives are so terrible. It's actually quite entertaining, considering the fact that emo kids really do think everything about their lives is terrible.
But one life was terrible no more. That robot culd no longer say he was emo, because he managed to convince the judges his life was terrible and inflict incredible pain unto himself. Ray Serblaide went home with the incredible golden (coated) grape.
"It's just so worthless," said Ray. "This thing is, like, a ****** grape, lightly coated with gold. Why the **** would somebody want this? At least I realize my life isn't terrible anymore."
He also said "Stop ****** interviewing me, ******! Get the ****** **** away from me! ****!"
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