Yeah. Somebody finally beat the other guy that originally held that record, and he did it in a SEVERE CASE OF STYLE. John "Squaring Off With a Porcupine" McSomething, one of Robotside's most famous unpopular Scienceintologist, finally got around to doing one of the least important jobs for a Scienceintologist to do.
Squaring Off With a Porcupine, 41, wanted to leave a mark on the world before he died in an accident predicted 30 years ago that would happen on his 42nd birthday. The task would be mindnumbing, as all "leavin' my mark on that there world" tasks are. John McSomething did what the title of the story said he did, and he died peacefully three days later with his mark on that there world.
The criminal who predicted this guy's death seemed to be a few months off with his prediction, and he is wanted with a BIG DOLLAR reward. If you've seen or given spare change to whoever this guy is, please turn yourself into the authorities with your magical powers.
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