A footballer on a college football team, the People Who Like Stupid Games, has been found guilty of not wide recieving an object just minutes after signing his wide-recieving guy contract.
Yeah, contract!
"We needed a good wide-reciever guy." said the coach of the People Who Like Stupid Games, who coaches football, and likes playing it. "I thought this guy would do a good job doing... Whatever a wide reciever does."
But he was wrong. Oh the iron! It's just too much! Just as Mr. Wide Reciever man (Of the People Who ike Stupid Games, which is a football team) left to go tell his grandparents about the wonderous injuries he would be enjoying this football season, when an old guy dropped his bag of groceries. We've managed to get this next part word-for-word.
"Could you get my groceries? I have a back, it has a problem, I need my groceries!" Said the old man. "Uh huh sure!" replied wide reciever. And he picked it up! He didn't wide recieve it! OH THE IRON!
"I beat him down a time or two or three or," said the coach, "seven, or perhaps, maybe, more." The coach knew just how to handle the situation, as you can tell. But the authorities can handle it better!
"We're gonna hang one of them dollar thingees right in front of his face, but he can't have it, and he knows it, " Said the authorities. "it's gonna be a hillarious if we can get it on that there tape recorderin' camera and put it on the your tube, or whatever you kids have to keep yerselves alive these days."
The People Who Like Stupid Games will frown upon this day. But they won't frown upon football. The People Who Like Stupid Games like football.
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