Puppies, Evil.

An old and highly respected old guy lost an arm and a leg yesterday, and another leg. The puppies strike again. For the first time.

The old man was having a jolly old birthday (Happy birthday old man!) when along came two trios of four puppies. They disguised themselves as repulsive goat butts, but the old man saw through their disguises.

"They were so cute, and being puppies, and I didn't think that they would remove any parts of my body," said the respected old man. "But I was wrong... Once again."

They puppies stole the old man from his sidewalk and brought him to the Scary Shack Next To The Dead Tree On The Spooky Hill That Has Never Been Investigated By Anyone, Ever, Including The CIA. It seems that the SSNTTDTOTSHTHNBIBA, E, ITCIA was the puppies' evil hideout.

The leg and arm were then carefully removed by the puppies, and the leg was carefully removed by the puppies. If anyone, including the CIA, ever investigated the SSNTTDTOTSHTHNBIBA, E, ITCIA, perhaps they would find the old man's leg and arm, and his leg, But this does not seem likely.

"We've got better things to waste our money on." Said our Mayor during an interview about the Robotside Pancake Art Festival. "Last year they didn't even give me a dang pancake."

The old man died in a grave.