An Innovative New Way To Make Money

Chuck Stuhvup has finally made that invention that everyone grew afros so they could tear their hair out for longer periods of time while waiting for it to be finished. Yeah, I think it's the money making machine. But don't take my word for it, I'll sue you!

"I made the thing here." said Chuck. "It's really a good." was another sentence he used. "I'll might show you it." was also a couple of words he tossed out of his mouth. "I will be teachered a bombardment every day." was I'm not gonna even go there.

Stuhvup then went into his hut and pulled out his hairpiece, told us he wasn't wearing it, then showed us his crazy contraption that would forever supply Robotside with (Counterfeit) money.

Turns out it was a blender, and it cost alot. I've never seen one like it. I actually want to buy one, I don't remember what brand he said it was though.

He said, "I just figured, at the time, you know, money is like a blender. You keep mixing it up, stuff in it, I mean, the blender, and then... It's like money, you know, right? Because money is, like, a big green tree, but it's not big, really, it's actually... Well, more like, you know, something you put in a microwave... Wait, no, you put it in a... Blender, wait, it is a blender, money... Money is, you know, like a blender, but like money, but both at the same time, you know? But like a blender. But like money, too. But also a microwave, no a blender, money is not like a microwave, it's more like a blender, not money... I mean a microwave, you know, not a microwave but a blender, which is like money, but something to do with a big green tree, only smaller, like money, or maybe a blender, you know, because a tree is much too big to be, you know... Money, because money and a tree are different, but money is more like a blender than a tree, because a blender and money are sort of the, you know, same size... But a tree, it's more like, a microwave, but not really, because a blender is more like money and not like a tree or a microwave, or... You know."